kaedien:
americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip
My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

Source: kaedien

January 01 2019 at 3:25 pm, via / Source (228,888 notes)

#s/o to my friends wanting to drive and hour and a half to julian just for pie lolol #i'll drive 7+ hours down to socal just for tacos fuck off

occidentalavian:

Originally posted by horrorsequel

Source: babyanimalgifs

December 23 2018 at 1:54 am, via / Source (101,554 notes)

#OMG I LOVE HIM 😭😭 #blasting off to the goddamn stratosphere #WHERES HE TRYING TO GO SNJDJS

xetl:

the cat is controlling him

Source: caden

December 18 2018 at 2:05 am, via / Source (190,130 notes)

holy fuck it's the gunch

— PLAYED 278,608 TIMES

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

leaked audio from the long-lost holiday classic, Holy Fuck It’s The Gunch

Source: yeah-yeah-beebiss-1

December 18 2018 at 2:03 am, via / Source (41,537 notes)

deepspacepirate:

deepspacepirate:
monkeysky:
intranet:
Incase anything happens to my account here’s my entire genome:
GATTTACTCGTACGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGYTTCCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATTAOCGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAATTGGCTCTGAGGGTTCTYCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHUATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGAATTCCAATCAATCCTCAATCATCAATCAACTCKAATCAATCCTCHATCTNACCCCCTTTAFCOGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCATCTACCCTTCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGWGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTGATTTACTCGTACGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGIAGGGTTCCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGHCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATTACGGTACGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAATTGGCTCTGAGGGTTCTYCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCGATCCACGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGAATTCCAATCAATCCTCAATCATCAATCAACTDCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCATCTACCCTTCCTTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATOCCCGTAGGGTAGHGCCTCAATCATCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGDTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGCATCTACCCCCTTTAFOCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGHGCCTCAATCATCAATCCTCAATCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTIAGGATCCTCATCTACCTCTTCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTTCCAATCAOATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGHGCCTCAATCATCAATCCETCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGATCCTCATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGGGGGTTAAGGCTCTGAGGGTMTCCAATCAATCCTCTCAATCCTCAATCAATCCTCHATCTACCCCCTTTAFCGATCCCGTAGGGTAGG…
You got like six unique nucleotides so nice
OP is a virus from outer space
FUCK YOU OP

Source: anneuaidd

December 17 2018 at 1:33 am, via / Source (100,854 notes)

#this post is ME

nival-art:

Oh, I know very well, how the secrets beckon so sweetly…

Source: nival-art

December 09 2018 at 10:17 pm, via / Source (1,599 notes)

reminder that when i say gamers should be oppressed sonicfox is in no way included

deathbot-with-floweremoji:

aleshakills:
Sonicfox should oppress all other gamers
He already is

Source: mercyofficial

December 07 2018 at 9:27 pm, via / Source (22,160 notes)

tundratails:

if u put dogs in scarves u get………this

December 02 2018 at 5:11 pm, via / Source (78,383 notes)

odysseyac:

“And so now you see what happens to this “great man” when under duress. He makes excuses, displaces blame. Does a great many things, in fact - except take responsibility.“ (Broken Trust)

Source: odysseyac

December 02 2018 at 4:57 pm, via / Source (654 notes)

#honestly connor was one of the only bitches that mattered #i will die by you

sneakyfeets:

Student facing an Animation teacher who’s about to watch a McElroy animatic for the 479th time this year: so I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of them, but for my project

Source: sneakyfeets

November 28 2018 at 8:02 pm, via / Source (32,864 notes)